If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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