it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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