have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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