Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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