doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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