im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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