whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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