we have officially lost it.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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