my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
