I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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