32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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