i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
there is puke in my bra ... again
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