Kiss
Puke
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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