So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
No...this little piggys going to the bar
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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