I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I think i got beer on your cat.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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