i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
