is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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