If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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