I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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