Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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