Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Randomize
