Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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