Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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