I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
