put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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