she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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