carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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