fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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