Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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