Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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