Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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