i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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