What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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