Duck Duck Cougar?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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