And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
home. puking in laundry basket.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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