I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
