i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Slut skills are useful in every country.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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