R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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