I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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