We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
