OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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