he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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