I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
