the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
