yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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