I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I can't put those talents on a resume
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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