her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Sacagawea was the original milf.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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