so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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