god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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