I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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