Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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