if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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