is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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